Jim Randolph

Jan 292015
 

No Southern-fried Southern boy wants to be called a Yankee, but we share the characteristics of shrewdness and thrift.  Thus, each month we include a money-saving tip.  It’s OK if you call me “cheap.”

I hope “those” people never come to visit. Which is probably not a worry, because I live a pretty isolated life:  Work, woodshop, church, sleep.  Ok, and throw in a little fishing here and there.  Entertaining in our home?  It’s limited to throwing the raccoon for Willie the poodle and encouraging Maxx the cat to attack him.  Willie, that is. Maxx is not interested in the raccoon.

Willie has at least a half-dozen of these “Rocky the Raccoons.” We get them at WalMart. For Christmas Brenda ordered him one from Amazon. He wouldn’t touch it. He wouldn’t even look at it! To him, it’s just not a Rocky!

Willie has at least a half-dozen of these “Rocky the Raccoons.” We get them at WalMart. For Christmas Brenda ordered him one from Amazon. He wouldn’t touch it. He wouldn’t even look at it! To him, it’s just not a Rocky

Willie’s favorite toy, however, is his twin brother, Maxx. They’re fraternal twins, which explains their appearance differences.

Willie’s favorite toy, however, is his twin brother, Maxx. They’re fraternal twins, which explains their appearance differences.

You want work lights cheap? They don’t come any cheaper than “trash night shopping.” Now that gas is down around $2 per gallon even the driving around is affordable. And, who doesn’t need a night out of the house? Notice the emphasis on “night.” You really do have to watch out for your reputation.

With only our animal entertainment to offer at our house, it’s unlikely that a visitor will show up to identify the two gooseneck lamps I got from their trash one Thursday night.  I’m sure they threw them out because they had tightened the thumbscrews as tight as they could and the geese’s “necks” continued to flop around.  And, when they did that, they were on the right path, they just didn’t go far enough.

You can tighten this wing nut until your fingers turn white and the lamp will continue to flop if the whole bracket isn’t tight.

You can tighten this wing nut until your fingers turn white and the lamp will continue to flop if the whole bracket isn’t tight.

The whole idea behind the design of the lamp is friction.  Not too much, not too little.  Just like the Little Bear’s soup.  All it took to make these lights functional for the bandsaw and grinder station is to snug up the other two nuts at each joint.  No more flopping around!

A nut driver is perfect for getting just the right amount of tightness on these nuts because it limits the amount of torque you can apply. No danger of stripping threads.

A nut driver is perfect for getting just the right amount of tightness on these nuts because it limits the amount of torque you can apply. No danger of stripping threads.

Sometimes when you find gooseneck lamps in discard piles you won’t find the little plastic base that supports the metal pin.  No problem!  On the grinder station I just drilled an appropriately-sized hole between the grinders.  Now the lamp can turn 360 degrees to illuminate either work area.

A hole drilled between the grinders works as well or better than the purpose-designed plastic mounting block.

A hole drilled between the grinders works as well or better than the purpose-designed plastic mounting block.

Good luck finding the plastic bracket in the trash with the discarded lamp, but they can be handy sometimes.

Good luck finding the plastic bracket in the trash with the discarded lamp, but they can be handy sometimes.

Not wanting to drill a hole in the bandsaw’s table, mounting the lamp in the windowsill works great.

Not wanting to drill a hole in the bandsaw’s table, I mounted the lamp in the windowsill and it works great.

Jim Randolph is a veterinarian in Long Beach, Mississippi. His earlier careers as lawn mower, dairy farmer, automobile mechanic, microwave communications electronics instructor and journeyman carpenter all influence his approach to woodworking. His favorite projects are furniture built for his wife, Brenda, and for their children and grandchildren. His and Brenda’s home, nicknamed Sticks-In-The-Mud, is built on pilings (sticks) near the wetlands (mud) on a bayou off Jourdan River. His shop is in the lower level of their home. Questions and comments on woodworking may be written below in the comments section. Questions about pet care should be directed to his blog on pet care, www.MyPetsDoctor.com. We regret that, because of high volume, not all inquiries can be answered personally.

Jan 282015
 

Welcome to “Tips From Sticks-In-The-Mud Woodshop.” I am a hobbyist, not a professional, someone who loves woodworking, just like you do. I have found some better ways to accomplish tasks in the workshop and look forward to sharing those with you each month, as well as hearing your problem-solving ideas.

Near my drill press I keep a list of repetitively-drilled holes and their sizes:

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It’s a natural location for drill hole sizes, right next to the drill press. No one’s memory is going to recall hole sizes drilled only once each year.

For example, a certain piece of work that my artist wife makes called “Katrina Survivors,” requires a series of holes along its length that are 3/16″.  Rather than try to remember that size, or rediscover it by time-consuming trial and error, I keep it on the list, along with 1/4 Forstner” for the holes I drill in calendars every December so that they fit over the screw heads I install them onto.  And 3/64″ for suturing lanyards to my glasses.

Post-It-Notes are nearby to make temporary additions to the list until there are enough changes to reprint.

This year I had something of an epiphany when the time came to drill my calendars.

Sure, you can buy Three-Months-At-A-Glance calendars, but I have a natural aversion to “buy.” Our regional bank produces these calendars with professional photography and great stories and, best of all (wait for it!) they’re free!

Sure, you can buy Three-Months-At-A-Glance calendars, but I have a natural aversion to “buy.” Our regional bank produces these calendars with professional photography and great stories and, best of all (wait for it!) they’re free!

It occurred to me that a Forstner Bit might be a better paper-hole-puncher than a twist drill.  Think about it:  Forstner bits come from the factory really sharp and the flat cutting surface cuts the entire circumference at once, instead of the paring/coring action of a twist drill.  To try out the theory I got a wide, flat board to hold the calendar flat and simultaneously act as the backer-board.

 Good support, a sharp Forstner bit and a firm backer-board is the formula for a nice-looking hole in multiple layers of paper.

Good support, a sharp Forstner bit and a firm backer-board is the formula for a nice-looking hole in multiple layers of paper.

When the Forstner bit pops through the last of the paper, the hole is nice and clean.

Feel the need for speed. You want that Forstner bit flying when cutting paper. A slow-moving bit won’t make a clean cut. Here, I have chosen a pulley combination for the fastest spindle speed.

Feel the need for speed. You want that Forstner bit flying when cutting paper. A slow-moving bit won’t make a clean cut. Here, I have chosen a pulley combination for the fastest spindle speed.

Why not use a hole punch, you ask?  Granted, the hole is already the right size, but cutting more than two or three pages at a time puts a real strain on a hole punch.  Three pages divided by twelve months is 4 punchings per calendar and I do 7 calendars each year…

And another bonus for drilled holes? They are guaranteed to line up perfectly!

Jim Randolph is a veterinarian in Long Beach, Mississippi. His earlier careers as lawn mower, dairy farmer, automobile mechanic, microwave communications electronics instructor and journeyman carpenter all influence his approach to woodworking. His favorite projects are furniture built for his wife, Brenda, and for their children and grandchildren. His and Brenda’s home, nicknamed Sticks-In-The-Mud, is built on pilings (sticks) near the wetlands (mud) on a bayou off Jourdan River. His shop is in the lower level of their home. Questions and comments on woodworking may be written below in the comments section. Questions about pet care should be directed to his blog on pet care, www.MyPetsDoctor.com. We regret that, because of high volume, not all inquiries can be answered personally.

Dec 312014
 

No Southern-fried Southern boy wants to be called a Yankee, but we share the characteristics of shrewdness and thrift.  Thus, each month we include a money-saving tip.  It’s OK if you call me “cheap.”

Speaking of reusing bags I was in a department store the other day, waiting my turn to check out, when I overheard a lady asking an employee, “Where would I find plastic bags for storing a comforter?”

I wanted to scream!  “Lady!  The comforter probably came in a plastic bag, complete with a nice zipper.”

When we purchase sheets, electric blankets and other bedding I always nab the zippered bag.  See the big one?

An electric blanket came in this bag and it holds my never-ending supply of old T-shirts used for finishing, cleaning and a kazillion other tasks.

An electric blanket originally came in this bag, but now it holds my never-ending supply of old T-shirts used for finishing, cleaning and a kazillion other tasks.

The little one below came full of washcloths from Amazon.  I honor its heritage by storing the retired washcloths until it’s time to use them in the shop, too.

Pay for a plastic storage bag? Sorry, I just can’t make myself do it! These old washcloths and socks served me well, but the boss said they had to go.

Pay for a plastic storage bag? Sorry, I just can’t make myself do it! These old washcloths and socks served me well, but the boss said they had to go.


Jim Randolph is a veterinarian in Long Beach, Mississippi. His earlier careers as lawn mower, dairy farmer, automobile mechanic, microwave communications electronics instructor and journeyman carpenter all influence his approach to woodworking. His favorite projects are furniture built for his wife, Brenda, and for their children and grandchildren. His and Brenda’s home, nicknamed Sticks-In-The-Mud, is built on pilings (sticks) near the wetlands (mud) on a bayou off Jourdan River. His shop is in the lower level of their home. Questions and comments on woodworking may be written below in the comments section. Questions about pet care should be directed to his blog on pet care, www.MyPetsDoctor.com. We regret that, because of high volume, not all inquiries can be answered personally.

Dec 302014
 

Welcome to “Tips From Sticks-In-The-Mud Woodshop.” I am a hobbyist, not a professional, someone who loves woodworking, just like you do. I have found some better ways to accomplish tasks in the workshop and look forward to sharing those with you each month, as well as hearing your problem-solving ideas.

Tack rags are not the most expensive part of the finishing process, but they aren’t free, either.  It pays to get the most out of them that you can.  When I have a really dusty surface then I don’t want to mess up a brand new tack rag.  No matter how old a cloth gets, it still has some sticky to it.  The “end point” of a rag isn’t usually its loss of dust-collecting ability, but contamination, as we will see in a moment.

You can blow this dust off with compressed air, but, unless you have a really effective moisture-removal system on your air line, there is the risk that it may “spit” on your wood. Wet wood doesn’t make for a good sanding experience. A very dusty surface this big is going to give up a lot of grime. There is no good reason to clog up a brand new tack rag, when a used one can still hold a lot of dust.

You can blow this dust off with compressed air, but, unless you have a really effective moisture-removal system on your air line, there is the risk that it may “spit” on your wood. Wet wood doesn’t make for a good sanding experience. A very dusty surface this big is going to give up a lot of grime. There is no good reason to clog up a brand new tack rag, when a used one can still hold a lot of dust.

I start by cleaning the bulk of the sanding dust with my oldest rag, then, depending on how much dust is left, I may use a “lightly-used” cloth or go to a brand new one and have the surface ready for finish in one or two more wiping steps.

Red paint contamination was the “end point” for the bottom tack rag. Up to its becoming contaminated, though, it captured a ton of dust.

Red paint contamination was the “end point” for the bottom tack rag. Up to its becoming contaminated, though, it captured a ton of dust.

This was our eldest granddaughter’s “temporary” stool until I had time to make her a nice one. Paint can really do in a tack rag.

This was our eldest granddaughter’s “temporary” stool, until I had time to make her a nice one. Paint can really do in a tack rag.

My oldest rag goes in a (used) zipper-locking bag labeled, you guessed it, “oldest.”  It gets used first to remove the bulk of dust and debris, until there is no stickiness left.  After it has done yeoman’s duty, I reach for the bag labeled “second oldest,” and wipe the project down again.  If it is a painted project I stop there, but polyurethane-coated pieces get wiped down with a nearly-new tack rag.  When the oldest rag is ready for tack rag Heaven, the “second oldest” rag graduates to the “oldest” bag, and so forth.  After thoroughly soaking them with water, old rags are disposed of by tying them closed  within the plastic bags that our newspapers come in.  That way, there is no risk of spontaneous combustion.  (To read Steven Johnson’s spontaneous combustion experiment, click here).


Jim Randolph is a veterinarian in Long Beach, Mississippi. His earlier careers as lawn mower, dairy farmer, automobile mechanic, microwave communications electronics instructor and journeyman carpenter all influence his approach to woodworking. His favorite projects are furniture built for his wife, Brenda, and for their children and grandchildren. His and Brenda’s home, nicknamed Sticks-In-The-Mud, is built on pilings (sticks) near the wetlands (mud) on a bayou off Jourdan River. His shop is in the lower level of their home. Questions and comments on woodworking may be written below in the comments section. Questions about pet care should be directed to his blog on pet care, www.MyPetsDoctor.com. We regret that, because of high volume, not all inquiries can be answered personally.

Dec 022014
 

No Southern-fried Southern boy wants to be called a Yankee, but we share the characteristics of shrewdness and thrift.  Thus, each month we include a money-saving tip.  It’s OK if you call me “cheap.” 

Sticking with the dust theme from Tip #1… The inside of your dust mask can become very wet, owing to the high moisture content of your breath. My tip? Install a hook in front of the outflow side of your ceiling-mounted air filter or air-circulating fan. Hang your mask in front of it with the inside facing the air flow and it will be nice and dry the next time you use it.

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Free mask drying here! Every time you turn on the air filter the moist inside of your mask is dried automatically. You have to use your imagination a bit. This is the mask’s usual hanging place and the filter’s usual mounting place. However, I currently have it on a rolling stand while we’re having new wood floors installed in our living room.

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I’m thinking of leaving the dust filter on this cart, as it’s now closer to “nose level” and may be more effective. If so, I’ll have to rig a new hanging place for the dust mask.

If the mask develops a sour smell, indicating mold and mildew are growing there, wipe it out with a Clorox Bleach Wipe or a paper towel wetted with vinegar, then allow it to air out thoroughly before reusing.

Clorox wipes have just the right amount of chlorine to kill the smell but not leave chlorine fumes the next time you wear your mask

Clorox wipes have just the right amount of chlorine to kill the smell but not leave chlorine fumes the next time you wear your mask.


Jim Randolph is a veterinarian in Long Beach, Mississippi. His earlier careers as lawn mower, dairy farmer, automobile mechanic, microwave communications electronics instructor and journeyman carpenter all influence his approach to woodworking. His favorite projects are furniture built for his wife, Brenda, and for their children and grandchildren. His and Brenda’s home, nicknamed Sticks-In-The-Mud, is built on pilings (sticks) near the wetlands (mud) on a bayou off Jourdan River. His shop is in the lower level of their home. Questions and comments on woodworking may be written below in the comments section. Questions about pet care should be directed to his blog on pet care, www.MyPetsDoctor.com. We regret that, because of high volume, not all inquiries can be answered personally.

Nov 252014
 

Welcome to “Tips From Sticks-In-The-Mud Woodshop.” I am a hobbyist, not a professional, someone who loves woodworking, just like you do. I have found some better ways to accomplish tasks in the workshop and look forward to sharing those with you each month, as well as hearing your problem-solving ideas.

Building a small room (or even a compartment) for your dust-collection cyclone outside your shop provides several advantages.

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I built this little shack on the back of our house so the cyclone could be outdoors. Eventually I will side it with cedar, like the rest of the house, but with removable panels for cyclone maintenance. Meanwhile, it’s a big test panel for choosing the color of the house when it’s repainted.

First, all that noise is now outside instead of in your shop. And, that’s a big advantage, because even the quietest cyclone is pretty darn loud. I used my handy-dandy iPhone sound pressure level meter outside the closet, and it read 84 db. It can reasonably be assumed that it would have a similar noise output if inside the shop, except that if it were indoors it would probably not be enclosed and the sound would be even louder.

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How much more pleasant would your shop be if the dust collector noise was gone, or at least reduced? 84 db is pretty loud.

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Just across the wall from the dust collector the reading was 79 db, roughly a 20% sound reduction compared to right next to the collector cabinet outdoors.

We saved 9 dB of noise by just walking across the room!

Meanwhile, stepping over about 12 feet to the table saw the reading was 70 db. We saved 9 dB of noise by just walking across the room!

Second, you’ve gained a little more room in your shop. Who can’t use more room? You may wish to size your new room to include your air compressor too, as Steven Johnson, the Down-To-Earth-Woodworker did.

Third, you may no longer need a filter on the air discharge, eliminating filter cleaning (one more unpleasant job). I just have to be careful that I don’t walk through that discharge area without a dust mask during and shortly after using the cyclone. For me it’s not a problem because it’s not an area I need to be in very often when I’m working. Whatever dust is in the discharge is the finest of the fine, because I never see anything in the air or even settling on that part of the deck. Of course, that really fine dust is also the most dangerous, the dust that can go deepest into your respiratory tree. One limiting factor is that you have to make a hole in the wall, and that hole has to line up perfectly so that your mounting bracket is in exactly the right place.

Not trusting myself in a challenge to match a hole to a mounting bracket, I mounted the cyclone first, then cut the hole!

Not trusting myself in a challenge to match a hole to a mounting bracket, I mounted the cyclone first, then cut the hole!

You must provide “makeup air” to prevent pulling carbon monoxide and other products of combustion out of the flue and back into your shop.

I use this old piece of orangeburg pipe to keep the back door cracked open for “makeup air” when running the cyclone.

I use this old piece of orangeburg pipe to keep the back door cracked open for “makeup air” when running the cyclone.

Funny story:  As it says in the footer, we live in the absolute boondocks. We have more wild animals in our back yard than a zoo. It’s nothing to see snakes on the deck, or even on the second floor. (I want to see one of them climbing the stairs one day.)

One night I had run the dust collector, finished and locked up for the night. The next morning I went down the stairs to leave for work and there was a big pile of smelly poop on a rug. Clearly it wasn’t dog or cat poop because it was full of persimmon seeds. I hurriedly cleaned it up and didn’t give it much more thought, despite the fact that the entire garage was locked up tight. Several days later, on the weekend, I was going around the north wall opening blinds, shutters and windows, when I found even more seed-filled poop. Then more. I decided I needed to look for a source. Now, it’s important to know something about me: I get spooked pretty easily. And, when I get startled, I can scream just like a girl. I armed myself with an old broom handle and began my search. Under the cars, under the boat, under the workbench where my infrequently-used jigs are stored. Nothing. “OK, then,” I thought, “let’s go to the real hiding places, my wife’s clay and pottery-working area.” Still nothing. Talking to myself again, “Maybe a coon got in and got out and just left me some ‘prizes’ while he was here.” I resigned myself to never solving the mystery and went back to work. Cutting a heavy piece of metal with a saber saw, I had Bose noise-canceling headphones on and was playing music pretty loud, when I felt something against my foot. Not thinking of my intruder, I wiggled my foot and continued cutting. I felt something hit my boot again and looked down.

:Insert girl-scream here:

It’s a good thing my wife wasn’t home or she would have thought I’d run the radial arm saw over my wrist. I looked down to see the cutest little baby possum you ever saw! Sure, I didn’t think he was so cute at first, but when my heart rate dropped back below 200 I was able to admire him objectively, I decided he was adorable. Still, he’d be even more adorable if he was back in the swamp where he belonged. Grabbing an empty 5-gallon bucket I scooped him up (did I mention the poop piles really stank?), carried him well away from the house and let him re-join nature. I don’t believe he wants to face the six-foot-tall screaming “monster” again.


Jim Randolph is a veterinarian in Long Beach, Mississippi. His earlier careers as lawn mower, dairy farmer, automobile mechanic, microwave communications electronics instructor and journeyman carpenter all influence his approach to woodworking. His favorite projects are furniture built for his wife, Brenda, and for their children and grandchildren. His and Brenda’s home, nicknamed Sticks-In-The-Mud, is built on pilings (sticks) near the wetlands (mud) on a bayou off Jourdan River. His shop is in the lower level of their home. Questions and comments on woodworking may be written below in the comments section. Questions about pet care should be directed to his blog on pet care, www.MyPetsDoctor.com. We regret that, because of high volume, not all inquiries can be answered personally.

Oct 232014
 

No Southern-fried Southern boy wants to be called a Yankee, but we share the characteristics of shrewdness and thrift.  Thus, each month we include a money-saving tip.  It’s OK if you call me “cheap.”  

You can buy a non-slip “router pad” from any number of suppliers.  It’s great stuff and will grip your work on one side and the table surface on the other side with amazing tenacity.  Cheapsters like me, though, look for folks who have changed out their carpet with new underlayment (pad).  Just keep your eyes open on garbage day and you can find a gold mine like the one pictured.

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You can pay a fortune per square foot for a “router pad,” or you can have this for free. All it costs you is your pride! And, if it’s wintertime, just wear your ski mask and your neighbors will never know it’s you!

Take more than you need and store the excess in your attic or share it with your woodworking buddies.  Cut a variety of sizes to accommodate jobs small to large.  When rolled up, it stores in a small area.

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I keep some “router pad,” used carpet underlayment, stashed in various places around the shop.

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Some here, some there.

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Even if I’m not routing, it makes a terrific scratch-free surface to work on.


Jim Randolph is a veterinarian in Long Beach, Mississippi. His earlier careers as lawn mower, dairy farmer, automobile mechanic, microwave communications electronics instructor and journeyman carpenter all influence his approach to woodworking. His favorite projects are furniture built for his wife, Brenda, and for their children and grandchildren. His and Brenda’s home, nicknamed Sticks-In-The-Mud, is built on pilings (sticks) near the wetlands (mud) on a bayou off Jourdan River. His shop is in the lower level of their home. Questions and comments on woodworking may be written below in the comments section. Questions about pet care should be directed to his blog on pet care, www.MyPetsDoctor.com. We regret that, because of high volume, not all inquiries can be answered personally.